SLASH
# 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 are useless yellowing pieces of
paper holding no interest but for the nostalgia buffs.
A lot of work went into them but so what? There
was nothing else to do with our time anyway, except
to run around making a stupid living, mouthing stupid
conversations and waiting for old age. Our standards
of journalism had ups and downs and it showed. Our
defense of the local scene was partial and subjective
because that's the way we felt. SLASH never pretended
(and never will) to be anything but what it obviously
is: a passionate rag for today's kids, a monthly manifesto
of off-the-wall beliefs and angry refusal, a desperate
plea to musicians to bring back the fun and the madness,
an amateur project to undermine a scene plagued by
too many professionals. When SLASH stops being al
those things it will self-destruct. It's been called
everything from "commercial nihilism" to
"groupie oriented" to "the Clash's
house organ" and it will undoubtedly be called
many others. And we will laugh every second of the
way because everybody's missing the point. It may
have been every one of those things 'cause we felt
like that at the time. But that's in the past. And
we don't know what the next issue is going to be made
of.
The
past is a bore, the future a mystery. So bear with
us when we fuck up, insult or misunderstand. There
just isn't time to be ponderous and thoughtful. All
we can promise is as many reports, insights and visuals
on the new scene as we can catch. Later, much later...
when the whole thing has run out of breath and notes,
we will get together and compile a catalog of absurd
SLASH highlights, a portable anthology of what not
to do with a magazine. But for now we're all too involved
and excited to worry about our obvious weaknesses.
There's only one standard that, no matter what, we
will maintain, and that's the sincerity in whatever
we say. And we meaaaaan it, man."
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