{"id":10233,"date":"2021-06-08T11:03:58","date_gmt":"2021-06-08T18:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/?p=10233"},"modified":"2021-06-08T11:03:58","modified_gmt":"2021-06-08T18:03:58","slug":"that%e2%80%99s-the-way-the-kamala-cookie-crumbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/that%e2%80%99s-the-way-the-kamala-cookie-crumbles.html","title":{"rendered":"That\u2019s The Way The Kamala Cookie Crumbles"},"content":{"rendered":"

This blog is dedicated to my views on art and culture, but on this rare occasion I must include the culinary arts. On her June 6, 2021 night flight to Guatemala<\/a> on Air Force Two, Vice President Kamala Harris<\/a> wanted to give a sweet treat to members of the truehearted media onboard, you know, for their loyal service to \u201cthe big guy<\/a>.\u201d An unnamed p\u00e2tissier provided the perfect baked goodie<\/span>\u2014the pastry chef conjured up a gourmet cookie bearing the likeness of the Veep herself. Of course, it is based upon the official Vice Presidential portrait photo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\u201cKamala
\u201cKamala Cookie.\u201d Photo of cellophane wrapped cookie passed out by VP Harris on AF2. The image is evocative of Ren\u00e9 Magritte's \u201cvache\u201d paintings. Don\u2019t ask me, look it up on DuckDuckGo. Photo credit: @cmsub<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This was not your typical small, flat, round, factory-made, lowly cookie you buy in a proletarian convenience store. This cookie was regal, a patrician cookie, a culinary masterwork to haunt politicos for eternity; though it may crumble under the slightest pressure. The cookie\u2019s icing undoubtably contains synthetic food dyes Blue 1, Red 3, and BS 2020, which may negatively impact behavior in children, so I do hope none of the journalists give their cookies to their kids. The journos however are safe, as they have grown tolerant of BS 2020.<\/p>\n

The oversweet Kamala confection\u2014I am speaking of the cookie, is shaped like an emblem. While no one knows what it is emblematic of, the multitudes who love sugarcoated things will appreciate this badge-like cookie. In fact, it might be the only sacchariferous badge they will not defund<\/em>. <\/span>An average \u201cfoodie\u201d may think the sugary glaze distracts from the visage of a faceless VP, however any connoisseur of oligarchical collectivism understands that sometimes \u201cfacelessness is usefulness\u201d when it comes to the oblivion of politics\u2014no matter how saccharine the taste.<\/p>\n

Reports say a disgruntled member of the AF2 wicked kitchen staff smuggled a Kamala cookie off the plane. It was disguised as a double decker cheeseburger. Since the Veep embraces the Green New Deal objective of reducing meat consumption<\/a>, it was easy to offload the \u201cburger\u201d and secret the camouflaged cookie to the last independent journalist in America, who by the way has been deplatformed. Fellow gourmets, do not worry, it will all be soon forgotten. Bon app\u00e9tit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This blog is dedicated to my views on art and culture, but on this rare occasion I must include the culinary arts. On her June 6, 2021 night flight to Guatemala on Air Force Two, Vice President Kamala Harris wanted to give a sweet treat to members of the truehearted media onboard, you know, for their loyal service to \u201cthe…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/art-for-a-change.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}